Self Unemployed: A Chalk Outline of His Former Self
Press ‘Play’ for some appropriate tuneage: Janis Joplin – Mercedes Benz Oh Lord, won’t you buy me a night on the town? I’m counting on you, Lord, please don’t let me down. Prove that you love me and...
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Before we got down to the dirty, let me drop this plate from the juiced-box on ya: Mark Lanegan – Morning Glory Wine Download: mark-lanegan-bubblegum-morning-glory-wine.mp3 [Press 'Play' for the...
View ArticleAmy Winehouse: RIPped
Amy Jade Winehouse: 14 September, 1983 - July 23, 2011 Directly from the juiced-box and dedicated to Amy Winehouse Download: amy-winehouse-you-know-im-no-good.mp3 [Press 'Play' for a bit of truth] i’m...
View ArticleFor Amy Winehouse: i Got Your BAC
Amy Winehouse Commits Alcohol Suicide Click on the Shot for the Wallpaper Turns out Amy Winehouse did not die from excessive knee bleeding from all the time she spent praying, nor did she die from a...
View ArticleRobert Downey Jr Wants You…
to forgive Mel Gibson. From the juiced-box and Mel Gibson’s heart: Evanescence – Forgive Me Download: evanescence-forgive-me.mp3 [Press 'Play' to hear Amy Lee make the same demands as Mel Gibson, only...
View Article10 Drunk Xmas Gifts (A Top 10 Lips)
Christmas is upon us like a drunken stripper on Ecstasy and, just like that North Pole dancer, Xmas is a bitch we have to buy presents for before she fucks us over and so the day after we wake up...
View ArticleA Big ChristmAss
Happy Holi-gays From the Juiced-Box: Dirty Boyz – All I Want For Christmas Is To Get It Crunk Download: dirty-boyz-all-i-want-for-christmas-is-to-get-it-crunk1.mp3 [Press 'Play' for "What you want for...
View Article10 Drunk Xmas Gifts (A Top 10 Lips) [A Lazy Ass Repost]
Christmas is upon us like a drunken stripper on Ecstasy and, just like that North Pole dancer, Xmas is a bitch we have to buy presents for before she fucks us over and so the day after we wake up...
View Article10 New Beers Resolutions (A Top 10 Lips)
Here it is, the beginning of another year and you’re starting it off wishing you could forget the few memories still hanging on from last night. i know, and how else could i know except i’ve been in...
View Article10 Christmas Gifts on a Drunk’s Pissed List (A Top Ten Lips)
Bar Angels and Boozehounds, the time has come yet again to waste some of your hard earned beer money on other people who won’t be able to contain their disappointment when they open the presents you...
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